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- Humor Dentist, Dr. Lauren Friedman, DDS.
At the DENTAL BUR BAR with all of the Dental Colleagues:
Scene: The Doctor tries to save his female Patient from the machinations of her husband's Toothache, & the Radio Signals he's receiving. Our Dentist recounts the Patients' Visits.
DOCTOR: "The wife sent him in to the Office so I could cure his & her problems. I told him, it's all in your head."
PATIENT: "I know. I keep hearing voices, that are coming from this Lower Right Molar."
DOCTOR: "Let me take out that old Silver Filling, & replace it with some Silicon; that should change your receiver. And, so I did, & placed a lovely Porcelain Composite Inlay. On his Follow-Up Appointment, I asked him if the voices were gone."
PATIENT: "Yes."
DOCTOR: "Great! What else can I do for you?"
PATIENT: "Now, you have to retune the Music Station I'm receiving!"
DOCTOR: "I Adjusted his Bite, & the Radio Station changed. He was pleased; I was amazed! I then referred him to the Psychiatrist in our Office Building."
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Dr. Wonderful is Lecturing at the Dental Convention:
Scene: Convention Center Lecture Room. Dr. Wonderful just finished his one hour gratis Lecture: Porcelain Veneers, & how to charge $1,000.- for each, & do no less than 8 at a time! Prepaid Seminar Fee $1,000.-
Office Manager: He says that his office runs like clockwork. Always with a joke, or cute story. His Patients just love him.
Dr. 1, said in a cantankerous tone: I bet his Patients don't love getting his Bills for Dental Services!
Dr. 2: I'd like to have those types of billing problems in my Practice.
Dr. 6: For the price of this Seminar, they should have thrown in 4 Dental Lab Prepaid Certificates.
Dr. 8: We should only be so lucky. I just completed 25 hours of Dental Continuing Education with this lecture. I can truly tell you that all those accolades from those Dentists that I can go back to my Office on Monday Morning & use this or that, is a load of dirty smocks!
Lab Technician: I have done some Crown & Bridge for him, & I can guarantee you, though I wouldn't guarantee him, that his Preparations are not as nice as his speech today. It's we Dental Lab Technicians that make him look good.
Dr. 6: Do you have a Business Card for your Lab?
Dental Assistant: He's adorable. I'll be right back. Dr. Wonderful needs to have my phone number, before he leaves.
Office Manager: That's Goldie for you. Nurse Digger always tries to take advantage of a good opportunity.
Dr. 1: Is Dr. Wonderful really his legal last name?
Dr. 2: Is Goldie Digger really her legal last name?
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Good Ol' Doc & Dr. Femme Dental Group
Dr. LAUREN FRIEDMAN, DDS
HUMOR DENTAL GROUP
Dr. LAUREN FRIEDMAN, DDS
2355 Westwood Blvd. #718
West Los Angeles, CA 90064
1-800-801-8730
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